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House Party
04:18
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There's a house
and in this house
you know There's a party
Stab is there
to cause trouble with the Full Force guys
and you know Bilal
is gonna DJ to the max
and you goddammit know that's a fact, Jack.
THIS IS THE TIME WHEN YOU HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOUSE
HOUSE PARTY TO THE MAX
FULL FORCE IS BASICALLY JUST TRYING TO MURDER ALL OF US
Pops roams the streets
and out on the street
he gets grief
from the pigs on the street beat
This movie's great
because it's lots of fun
but also shows what real life is like too
THIS IS THE TIME WHEN YOU HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOUSE
HOUSE PARTY TO THE MAX
FULL FORCE IS BASICALLY JUST TRYING TO MURDER US
No matter what you say
we're gonna house party
go ahead and call the cops
but it won't stop our house party
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The King's Speech
03:54
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HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT TALKING GOOD
HE TRIES TO TALK GOOD BUT HE ENDS UP TALKING BAD
HE DIDN’T KNOW DIDN’T KNOW DIDN’T KNOW DIDN’T KNOW DIDN’T KNOW WHO
WHO HE COULD TALK WHO TO TALK WHO TO TALK WHO TO TALK TO
THE QUEEN FOUND A GUY
AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
IT'S SHINEY McSHINE AND HE HATES THE STUTTERIN
BUT WE FORGOT WE FORGOT WE FORGOT GOT TO TELL YOU
WHO THE STUTTERER IS WHO HE IS HE’S THE KING SPEECH
IF THIS IS THE KING’S SPEECH
WE’VE GOT BIG PROBLEMS
GOT TO FIX THE KING’S SPEECH
TO AVOID BIG PROBLEMS
BECAUSE WHO WOULD RESPECT THE GUY CAN’T TALK RIGHT
AND HE CAN’T TALK RIGHT
AND IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT THAT HE CAN’T TALK RIGHT
CUZ HE JUST CAN’T TALK RIGHT
SO SHINEY MCSHINE HE GOT A PROPOSAL
FOR ONE ENGLISH BUCK HE’LL STOP HIM SOME STUTTERIN
THE KING WANTS TO KNOW WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS
BUT THEN LATER HE FINDS EXACTLY WHAT THE DEAL IS
AT SOME POINT GUY PEARCE SHOWS UP FOR AWHILE
AND MICHAEL GAMBON SHOWS UP FOR A MINUTE
IT WOULDA BEEN COOL WOULDA BEEN WOULDA BEEN WOULDA BEEN COOL
IF THEY STUCK AROUND A LITTLE BIT MORE…
IF THIS IS THE KING’S SPEECH
WE’VE GOT BIG PROBLEMS
GOT TO FIX THE KING’S SPEECH
TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS
BECAUSE IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT CAN’T TALK RIGHT
AND HE CAN’T TALK RIGHT IN THE NIGHT
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT’S JUST NOT RIGHT THAT HE CAN’T TALK RIGHT
AND HE’S THE ONE WHO’S NOT EVEN
KNOWIN’ HE’S NOT TALKIN RIGHT TO YOU IN THE MORNING
CUZ YOU’RE THE QUEEN AND YOU’RE IN BED NEXT TO THE KING
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C.H.U.D.
04:17
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There is some nuclear junk
and it's down in the sewers
The government's making CHUDs
way down in the sewers
and they all dwelling underground
and they are being cannibalistic
and they are definitely humanoid
we are talking CHUDs
CHUDs are chudding around in the night time
The soup kitchen guy's mad
and so is Rico's Dad
They've had enough of the CHUDs
They're fed up with the dwelling
They're killing the poor underground
and the government ignores us
They've always wanted us to die
That's why we got CHUDs
They always send the CHUDs
When they want to murder us
You can call us CHUD CHUD CHUD
If you're into acronymical spelling
In the sewers is where we are dwelling
CHUD CHUD CHUD
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Silence of the Lambs
04:18
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DISCLAIMER: SONG WRITTEN FROM POV OF FICTIONAL SERIAL KILLER. WE DO NOT WANT TO MURDER ANYONE.
WORDS:
I LIKE TO MURDER WOMEN IF THEY ARE LARGE
BECAUSE I NEED TO MAKE A SUIT OUT OF THEIR SKIN
I LIKE TO FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONE WHO'S IN CHARGE
THAT'S WHY MY POOCHIE POOCH LOOKS JUST LIKE A CUPCAKE
SOMETIMES BEFORE I SKIN THEM THEY ARE MY FRIENDS
SOMETIMES BEFORE I SKIN THEM WE SEW TOGETHER
I'M GONNA TUCK MY COCK AND BALL TWEEN MY LEGS
AND THEN I'LL SING THAT AWESOME SONG AGAIN
AND DO A DICKLESS NO-DICK DANCE
NOW WE ARE THE FBI GUYS
AND WE WANT YOU TO HELP US CATCH THIS GUY
WE'RE COMING TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ATE PEOPLE
AND THIS PERSONS TOO, MAYBE HE EATS PEOPLE?
EVERY TIME I COME VISIT YOU IN THE JAIL
THERE'S A GUY WHO THROWS HIS JIZZ RIGHT AT ME
MAYBE YOU CAN MURDER HIM WITH YOUR VOICE
AND THEN SAY SOMETHING CLEVER ABOUT WINE AND BEANS
YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO SMART BUT I THINK YOU'RE DUMB
OUT OF THE TWO OF US YOU'RE THE ONE IN A CAGE
I BET YOU COULD ESCAPE IF YOU STOLE THAT GUY'S FACE
AND GO OUT TO EAT GUYS AGAIN
WHILE I DO DICKLESS NO DICK DANCES
NO M'AM I DIDN'T KNOW HER
BUT LET ME ASK THIS
WAS SHE A GREAT BIG FAT PERSON
DOES THIS FEEL WRONG?
WAS THIS THE BEST PLAN?
DOES THIS FEEL WRONG OR IS IT THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?
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The Ultimate United Giver of Themes Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
THE ULTIMATE UNITED GIVER OF THEMES were formed in 2003 in Philadelphia, PA - They make super-meta songs about movies with a
focus on how the themes that THEY write for those movies are superior to the themes that THOSE OTHER FOLKS wrote for those movies. They, ugh... “demand” that all movies be re-edited to include their themes on an infinite loop.
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