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The Goonies
02:38
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We found an old map
Now we going underground to GOON AROUND
We found a skeleton-shaped thing to match up to the rocks
We gonna GOON AROUND
Why are we in this attic?
We should be going underground to GOON AROUND
And while we are at it
we are gonna save all of the Goonies houses
THOSE RICH WHITE GUYS
THEY WANNA KNOCK OUR HOUSE DOWN
SO WE'VE GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO
GOON THE EFF OUT
G. OOH. OOH. NIES!
Filthy restaurant.
But we going underground to GOON AROUND
There's a freak in the basement
and he's gonna help us while we're GOONIN' OUT
We're playing skeleton organs
its par for the course when you're GOONIN' ROUND
Skeleton bones man
And pirates all up in this piece when you're
GOONIN OUT
THOSE RICH WHITE GUYS
THEY WANNA KNOCK OUR HOUSE DOWN
SO WE'VE GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO
GOON THE EFF OUT
G. O. O. N. I. E. Z.
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Demolition Man
01:57
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in the past he was a copper
and then he got froze
and the other guy’s a bad guy
who also got froze
now they’re awake and it’s the future
I guess they’re supposed to start fighting again?
now they’re awake and it’s the future
and we just don’t know what will happen
NO!
gotta wipe your shit with seashells
and you can’t say fuck
if you do you get a ticket
and you also can’t fuck
now we’re 30 years in the future
and no one knows about murder death kill
i want to live inside that future
only with much less focus on taco
BELL
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Being John Malkovich
03:01
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Well, he's a loser
and he's building a bunch of puppets now.
He's got a lady
He doesn't do her
because she sleeping with the monkey now
He needs a job
so he goes to the place where the ceiling always hits him in the face now.
Well he's a puppeteer
and the secretary she can't hear
Her pervert boss wants to do her
but he's afraid that his weiner won't work
Hey, check out this thing I found...
It's behind my wall and kinda FLESHY
HOW YOU GONNA BE SOMEONE THAT YOU ISN'T?
YOU GO THROUGH THE FLESH TUNNEL
IF YOU WANNA BE MALKOVICH
IF YOU WANNA BE MALKOVICH
Now, you go through the door
into the mind of Malkovich
Eat like Malkovich
Except, it's you
You're Malkovich
YOU GO THROUGH THE FLESH TUNNEL
IF YOU WANNA BE MALKOVICH
IF YOU WANNA BE MALKOVICH
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Stand By Me
02:00
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Gonna tell you about this trip that these four dudes are gonna go on
they gonna see a dead body
STAND BY ME, BABY
STAND BY ME, BABY
A few days back underneath his porch
that porker Vern was digging for some pennies.
STAND BY ME, BABY
STAND BY ME, BABY
And his teenage brother was talking to his friend
about that kid in the woods who went out and he got ACED
STAND BY ME, BABY
STAND BY ME, BABY
Don't you tell it to the gang, especially not Ace
ESPECIALLY not Ace or you're gonna get ACED!
STAND BY ME, BABY
STAND BY ME, BABY
In every single scene at least one guy gets mad
about some feelings, they got about delinquent dads
STAND BY ME, BABY
STAND BY ME, BABY
And Chris Chambers thought that he should get a gun
So Gordy could shoot it and say to suck a fat one
STAND BY ME, BABY
STAND BY ME, BABY
One of the kids has got a burnt ear
cuz his dad got drunk and burnt him in the ear.
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The Ultimate United Giver of Themes Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
THE ULTIMATE UNITED GIVER OF THEMES were formed in 2003 in Philadelphia, PA - They make super-meta songs about movies with a
focus on how the themes that THEY write for those movies are superior to the themes that THOSE OTHER FOLKS wrote for those movies. They, ugh... “demand” that all movies be re-edited to include their themes on an infinite loop.
Smell ya later…
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