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There Will Be Blood
02:25
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I don't like you
Oh, Eli - I DON'T like you
I'm gonna bury you
Under the ground
I'll bury you
I am an oilman
Ladies and gentlemen
And if I say I am
An oilman then you will agree
I am an oilman
Ladies and gentlemen
And if I say I am
An oilman then you will agree
Paul, I'll find you
If it's alright with you
And I'm gonna take
Much more than my money back
I've abandoned my boy
I've abandoned my child
Give me the blood
I have backslided
I've abandoned my boy
I've abandoned my child
Give me the blood
I've backslided
Will there be blood?
There WILL be blood
Oh, Eli - I know you want some money
But you're gonna have to come and find me
And I'm hiding down in my bowling alley
And I'm gonna warn ya I've been drinkin'
And I'm gonna warn ya I've been sleepin'
And I'm gonna yell about
DRAINAGE!!!
And I'm gonna yap about a milk drink
Then I'm gonna bop ya with a bowling ball
Then I'm gonna wham ya with a bowling ball
Then I'm gonna bop ya with a bowling pin
Then I'm gonna bop ya with a bowling pin
Again and again and again and again
Again and again and again and again
Again and again and again and again
Again and again and again and again
And then I'm gonna be finished
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Phantom Thread
04:00
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I've got some Phantom Thread
And I'm gonna make some dresses with them
It may turn out I'm half dead
But we'll all be better off in the end
Cuz, almost dying makes me grateful
It seems, sometimes I can get out of line
But all it takes is poison mushrooms to get me back in line
So next time I'm mean to you, baby
Just whip me up a batch of poison fungus gravy
The rich they sicken me
So maybe I sew curses inside of their clothes?
But I still take their money
And that's probably why I enjoy being almost killed sometimes
I'll have some Welsh rarebit
And I'll have a poached egg with it
I'll also have bacon and scones
And some butter and cream
And some Lapsang tea
Are you gonna try to murder me?
What is this stuff that I'm eating?
Poisonous mushrooms?
Don't you know that I want you to
Want you to just poison me, baby
Want you to just poison me, baby
Want you to just poison me, baby
With that mushroom love
Give it to me
Oh oh oh
Give it to me
Oh oh oh
Give it to me
Oh oh oh
Give it to me
Oh oh oh
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The Master
03:48
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I am following you
And your pseudo-Scientology
I'll beat up guys who question you
Cuz you're The Master
I used to be a drunk guy in the war
I used to think of cutting off my hands
I used to build things to fuck out of sand
But then I met you
Make me walk into the wall
And press my hands against the wall
Make me walk across the room
And make me put my hand on a window
Make me walk into the wall
And press my hands against the wall
And walk across the room
I'm still following you
Even though I just want to drink
I'll still beat up guys who question you
Cuz you're The Master
Halucinatin' that everyone's nude
The Master is a really smart and complicated dude
But he can also be manipulated by handjobs in the night
Your heart, it lives in Lynn, Massachusettes
Your heart, it wants to be living ideal love
With that girl
It's why you drink
Cuz you miss that girl
Cuz you need that girl
I'm not following you
I'm going to the movies
It is now me and not you
Who is The Master?
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Magnolia
04:48
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A bunch of stuff
Whole lot of things
A lot of characters in it
Three hours long
Cruise, comma, Tom
Professional womanizer
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're watchin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're watchin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're watchin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're watchin'
It says in that book
The past is through with you
But you're not done with the past
You're not done with the past
You're not done with the past
You're not done with the past
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're watchin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're watchin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're watchin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're watchin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're rentin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
You're streamin'
Emm
Eh
Gee
Nolia
Downloadin'
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THE ULTIMATE UNITED GIVER OF THEMES were formed in 2003 in Philadelphia, PA - They make super-meta songs about movies with a
focus on how the themes that THEY write for those movies are superior to the themes that THOSE OTHER FOLKS wrote for those movies. They, ugh... “demand” that all movies be re-edited to include their themes on an infinite loop.
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