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And yeah, we aren't saying The Band was Nazis or nothing, k? I just always wanted to put that on an album cover and this is the week for it and I also like stuff that don't make no sense, GABEESH?

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It's about time
That we thought about callin' it quits, yo
you know
But let's do one show for the road
and after that one more it's fuckin it
I FUCKEN QUIT

Let's call up a bunch of our coked out friends
Like Neil Young, Neil Diamond and Bob Dylan
And rock out
Like we were coked up maniacs who still think it's the Civil War as far as clothing goes.

IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE WALTZED, HELL NO?
WE DONE IT LOTSA FUCKEN TIMES
IN FACT, I'D SAY WE'RE TOTAL WALTZ PROS
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE WALTZED, HELL NO!
WE DONE IT LOTSA FUCKIN TIMES!

Up first, we gotta bust out Cripple Creek, yo. You know
And you also know we got a buncha sweet tunes to go for Rick Danko
Cuz he's got that dank throat

Robby dipped his guitar in gold
And Muddy Water's looking old
And did you see that chunka coke
embedded in Neil Young's Nose?

This is the last time we will Waltz
It's the last waltz
it's not our fault
we just want out and we don't wanna waltz no more

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released January 12, 2021
Written, Performed, Recorded, Mixed badly by jesse Short.

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The Ultimate United Giver of Themes Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

THE ULTIMATE UNITED GIVER OF THEMES were formed in 2003 in Philadelphia, PA - They make super-meta songs about movies with a focus on how the themes that THEY write for those movies are superior to the themes that THOSE OTHER FOLKS wrote for those movies. They, ugh... “demand” that all movies be re-edited to include their themes on an infinite loop.
Smell ya later…
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